Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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