Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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