Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
