ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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