I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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