Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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