You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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