i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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