i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
There's even glitter on my cock...
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