Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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