She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i think i just lost a toe
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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