Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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