I want to walk on stilts...naked
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Randomize
