After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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