so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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