i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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