I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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