Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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