Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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