I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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