im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
my poor anus
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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