i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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