Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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