I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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