Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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