So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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