Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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