Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
she told me i tasted like america
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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