I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
