forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
She even gives head with a lisp.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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