Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Randomize
