my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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