Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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