Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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