Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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