i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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