I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Randomize
