Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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