How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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