have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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