This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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