he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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