There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Randomize