My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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