You're a womanizer and a bitch.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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