out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
i came on her dog
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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