And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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