I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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