1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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