Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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