so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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