he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
tell me about the fingering
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