I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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