so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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