you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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