Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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